50 Years Old Birthday Quotes Funny

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50 years old birthday quotes funny.

I think that s a great idea. You spend more time trimming your nose hair than head hair. It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you. Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.

50th birthday quotes about middle age. When i was young people used to say to me. It creeps up on you anon. What you can expect at 50 you ve got four sizes of clothes in your closet three of which will never be worn again by you.

How funny to see how my best friend is years and years old and i am still so young and handsome it hurts how you get older and i am still the same 16 years old for so many decades. Still amazing 50 happy birthday. Fifty is a weird age. Check out our full collection of birthday quotes.

I haven t seen anything. I demand a recount. A bunch of funny 50th birthday jokes of course. After 50 years the legacy lives on.

You can set off sprinkler systems with your hot flashes. Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh. Victor hugo so instead of feeling old and frustrated one should make the most of this occasion. That s why we put together this list of the funniest quotes about growing older getting fatter and closing in on death.

Wait until you re fifty you ll see. You re not old you re mid century modern 50 and still totally breaking awesome. This is a rule. Fifty is a powerful age for women.

This is a curated sub category. Looking 50 is great. The face you have at age twenty five is the face god gave you but the face you have after fifty is the face you earned. Best 50th birthday quotes.

So relax and enjoy. 50 years old or 18 250 days young. Don t forget to wear your birthday suit. 50 years old means no more wearing speedos on the beach.

So far this is the oldest i have ever been. You re looking for a funny birthday quote so that you can zing your old man. But check it for wrinkles first. 50 is the age when you look back and smile at what you have achieved frown at those missed opportunities and release a slight chuckle at those moments.

If someone asks you today how old you are don t say you are 50 years old tell them that you liked 25 so much that you wanted to meet them a second time. Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist anon. Like many women my age i am 28 years old. May you be 10 times happier today.

Happy 50th birthday carry on regardless. You remember how happy you were at 5 when you blew out the candles. Funny 50th birthday sayings. Old age is like underwear.